SIMONE DEL ROSARIO:
ONE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER. TACO BELL’S FACING A 5 MILLION DOLLAR CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT OVER MISREPRESENTING HOW MUCH FILLING IS IN MENU ITEMS LIKE THE CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME AND MEXICAN PIZZA. COMPANIES GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS ALL THE TIME. WE’VE GOT 5 TIMES CUSTOMERS CRIED “FALSE ADVERTISING” IN THIS WEEK’S FIVE FOR FRIDAY.
OF COURSE COSMETICS COMPANIES WILL TELL YOU THEIR PRODUCTS MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER, BUT BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PROMISE. CUSTOMERS DISHED OUT AS MUCH AS $132 PER BOTTLE FOR “VISIBLY YOUNGER SKIN IN 7 DAYS” AND BOOSTED GENES FROM L’OREAL’S GENEFIQUE AND YOUTH CODE PRODUCTS IN 2009. BUT WITHOUT SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE TO BACK IT UP, THE FTC WENT AFTER ‘EM. BY 2014, L’OREAL WAS BARRED FROM MAKING CLAIMS ANY OF ITS PRODUCTS TARGET GENES TO MAKE SKIN LOOK OR ACT YOUNGER.
WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT IF YOU COULD IMPROVE COGNITIVE FUNCTION BY SIMPLY PLAYING A GAME ON YOUR PHONE? THE FOLKS AT LUMOSITY CLAIMED YOU COULD. IN FACT THEY SAID IT COULD PREVENT MEMORY LOSS, DEMENTIA, AND EVEN ALZHEIMERS. EVEN EXCEL IN SCHOOL. BUT IN 2016, THE FTC FOUND NO SCIENTIFIC PROOF TO BACK THE CLAIMS AND HIT ‘EM WITH A $2 MILLION FINE. IT WAS ALL PART OF THE AGENCY’S CRACKDOWN AT THE TIME ON APPS MAKING HEALTH CLAIMS.
THOSE CLAIMS WERE CALLED INTO QUESTION BACK IN 2014 TO THE TUNE OF $13 MILLION. OK, CUSTOMERS DIDN’T LITERALLY EXPECT WINGS. BUT PLAINTIFFS COMPLAINED THAT POUNDING THE CAFFEINATED BEVERAGE DIDN’T OFFER ANY ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOST. THE AUSTRIAN COMPANY WAS FORCED TO GIVE CUSTOMERS 10 BUCKS CASH OR $15 WORTH OF PRODUCT. THEY SAID THEY DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG BUT WERE AVOIDING A LEGAL CIRCUS.
YOU’VE PROBABLY HEARD OF AIRBORNE AS THE TABLET DEVELOPED BY A SCHOOL TEACHER TO PREVENT COLDS. THEN THEY BACKTRACKED A BIT TO SAY IT “BOOSTS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.” NEITHER WAS PROVEN AND EVENTUALLY AIRBORNE GOT HIT WITH A CLASS ACTION SUIT, SETTLING FOR $23.3 MILLION IN 2008. THE COMPANY REFUSED WRONGDOING, BUT STILL HAD TO OFFER REFUNDS TO WRONGED CUSTOMERS. YOU DO THE MATH.
GUT HEALTH IS ALL THE RAGE THESE DAYS. BUT YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER COMMERCIALS LIKE THIS FROM 2010 WITH ACTRESS JAMIE LEE CURTIS PITCHING ACTIVIA AND DANACTIVE YOGURT AS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO REGULATE DIGESTION AND HELP YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM. THOSE CLAIMS HELPED IT SELL AT A 30% PREMIUM OVER OTHER YOGURT BRANDS. BUT STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS BEFORE, A JUDGE RULED THERE WAS NO PROOF AND DANON SHELLED OUT $45 MILLION TO THOSE AFFECTED.
AS FOR THE TACO BELL PLAINTIFFS, THEY’RE HOPING THEY’LL FARE BETTER THAN THE KNUCKLEHEADS THAT SUED SUBWAY OVER THE LENGTH OF THEIR FOOTLONGS. THAT’S FIVE FOR FRIDAY, I’M SIMONE DEL ROSARIO. IT’S JUST BUSINESS.