KARAH RUCKER: GERMAN SCIENTISTS ARE WORKING TO BRING BACK THE DEAD. SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULDN’T HEAR IN 2023…MAYBE 20-83.

BUT ALREADY 10 VOLUNTEERS…DEAD PEOPLE…ARE BEING PRESERVED IN A LAB AWAITING THEIR TURN TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE. AND HUNDREDS OF OTHERS — STILL LIVING — ARE ALREADY SIGNED UP TO BE “THE LAB RATS” OF THE EXPERIMENT.

AND HERE’S A LIVE LOOK AT SOME OF THOSE VOLUNTEERS NOW. JUST KIDDING, THIS IS A CASTING CALL FOR THE WALKING DEAD. WHILE WE’RE HOPING THIS STUDY DOESN’T EVOLVE INTO A WALKING DEAD SCENE…
SCIENTISTS ARE SERIOUS.

THE PLAN IS TO PRESERVE THE BODY AND BRAIN…THEN ONCE FUTURE ADVANCES TAKE US TO A PLACE OF RESURRECTION…THEN THE COMPANY WILL TREAT AND REVERSE THE PERSON’S CAUSE OF DEATH…BRINGING THEM BACK TO LIFE.

ANOTHER KICKER TO THE STORY…LIKE IF THIS WASN’T ALREADY ENOUGH —  MANY VOLUNTEERS ARE ASKING FOR SCIENTISTS TO JUST STORE THEIR BRAIN. THINKING THEY’LL PROBABLY PREFER A FUTURISTIC 3-D PRINTED BODY OVER THEIR DEAD ONE.