SIMONE DEL ROSARIO:
THE INTERNET IS ENTHRALLED WITH OPENAI’S CHATGPT WHICH CAN GENERATE HUMAN-LIKE TEXT AND UNDERSTAND AND RESPOND TO A WIDE RANGE OF TOPICS. IT’S SO ADVANCED IT MAKES HUMANS SEEM UNNECESSARY. WE’VE GOT THE JOBS THIS FANCY AI COULD REPLACE IN THIS WEEK’S FIVE FOR FRIDAY.
I’LL START WITH ME. CHATGPT HAS THE ABILITY TO TAKE INFORMATION PROVIDED TO IT AND, WITH SOME FINE-TUNING, GENERATE NEWS PACKAGES SIMILAR TO THIS ONE. IN FACT, CHATGPT HELPED WRITE THIS PIECE. WE JUST ADDED A LITTLE EXTRA FLAVOR. WE HAVE NO PLANS TO EVER DO THIS AGAIN, JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF THE TECH. PLUS, IT’LL BE FOREVER BEFORE A ROBOT LOOKS LIKE ME….RIGHT?
CHATGPT COULD POTENTIALLY REPLACE PROGRAMMERS AND ENGINEERS. THIS LANGUAGE MODEL HAS THE ABILITY TO USE VARIOUS PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES, SUCH AS PYTHON, JAVA, AND C++. IT CAN BE USED IN DEVELOPING SOFTWARE, CREATING ALGORITHMS, AND BUILDING COMPLEX SYSTEMS. IT’S LIKE GOOGLE, EXCEPT IT ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE ASKING.
THIS LANGUAGE MODEL HAS THE ABILITY TO TAKE SYMPTOMS AND PROVIDE A DIAGNOSIS, THOUGH IT’S IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT REAL DOCTORS ARE STILL NECESSARY AND CHATGPT SHOULD NOT BE RELIED UPON FOR MEDICAL ADVICE. LET’S BE HONEST, THOUGH, IT CAN’T BE ANY WORSE THAN WEBMD. BUT CHATGPT WANTS YOU TO KNOW IT DOESN’T COME WITH BEDSIDE MANNER.
SOME ENTERTAINMENT WRITERS ARE JUST GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS THESE DAYS. CHATGPT HAS THE ABILITY TO GENERATE UNIQUE AND ENGAGING CONTENT. FOR EXAMPLE, IT MIGHT SUGGEST A COMEDY ABOUT A ROBOT WHO BECOMES A STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND HAS TO NAVIGATE THE WORLD OF HUMANS AND THEIR STRANGE HUMOR. OK. MAYBE THEY AREN’T ALL WINNERS, BUT AT LEAST IT’S NEVER BEEN ACCUSED OF STEALING JOKES.
CHATGPT HAS THE ABILITY TO EXPLAIN COMPLEX CONCEPTS IN A WAY THAT IS EASY TO UNDERSTAND. THIS COULD BE HELPFUL IN A CLASSROOM SETTING, WHERE IT COULD PROVIDE PERSONALIZED INSTRUCTION AND EXPLANATIONS TO STUDENTS AT DIFFERENT LEVELS OF UNDERSTANDING, BUT IT’S NOT GONNA BABYSIT THOSE KIDS.
NOW, BEFORE ANYONE GETS TOO WORRIED, WE’RE NOT SAYING THAT CHATGPT IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS IS JUST A FUN, HYPOTHETICAL EXERCISE. THAT’S WHAT THE BOT WROTE FOR ME TO SAY, AT LEAST. THAT’S FIVE FOR FRIDAY. I’M SIMONE DEL ROSARIO. IT’S JUST BUSINESS.